012. We go deep… in thought [RE-WINE]

Episode 12 is a RE-WINE. What’s a Re-Wine? Well, this week has been pretty hectic for all of us here so we didn’t have time to meet and record a new episode. However, we have a database of 30 episodes from our old all wine aside shows that are just sitting in our computer. So we present you our easter episode from 2 YEARS AGO. Keep in mind that the stories in this episode are NO LONGER RELEVANT.

A few things about our lives 2 years ago : 
– Rox was going on a FIRST DATE with Portugal – She is now moving in with him. She was also thinking about moving to Scotland in the upcoming months.
– Kim was preggers with her second kid thus was NOT drinking.
– Isa was still single. No chance there. At this point, she hadn’t really spoken to her sister in over 2 years.

WE WERE DRINKING (even though we forgot to mention it) Les Jamelles Sauvignon Blanc & Gray Fox Chardonnay

WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT

*Easter
*Religon
*Geocaching
*Real hidden treasure

Topic of week: We ask each other “Deep Questions”:

*Do you have a family member in jail?
*Are you a hero or a villain?
*If you could come back as a man, would you?
*You have 1 million dollars and 1 week to spend it. What would you do?
*What’s your spirit animal?
*What food could you NEVER live without?
*You have 30 seconds to give the world a message. What would it be?
*If you could go back in time and say something to one person. Who/what it be?

Enjoy this Re-wine. Back next friday with a fresh episode!

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011. Bobsled Eggs & Ghetto-ways


HAPPY EASTER!

On this episode, we ask a lot of questions : Why are Fresh Eggs colourful ? There’s such a thing of non-Vegetarian Cheese ? Is a Portuguese men makes wine… Is it automatically Portuguese wine? What’s the difference between Vintage and Antique ? And will All Wine Aside start making their own wine this summer ?

We drank the 1st wine of la liste des 21 meilleurs vins à 10$ et moins à la SAQ : Douglas Green Chenin Blanc and gave it a 3.34/5.

We main topic today is our favourite Getaways… Or as Rox puts it … Ghetto-ways.

In the news:

Drive-thru horse : http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/24/man-tries-order-mcdonalds-drive-thru-horse-7413860/
Triple yolk : http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/24/incredible-bird-lays-two-triple-yolkers-in-one-month-7414008/
Flat-earth : http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/25/man-injured-immediately-after-launching-himself-1875ft-into-the-air-to-prove-earth-is-flat-7415293/

Events :

Maple pepper : https://www.facebook.com/events/1703691623021111/
Band : https://www.facebook.com/events/166927510699568/
Witchy stuff : https://www.facebook.com/events/232396923972115/

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010. Memories of stealing stickers

Episode 10 ! We made it! As a surprise to our listeners, we decided to say a sentence in Portuguese, Chinese and German. How did we do?

In this episodes we talk about, more kids names that are banned around the world, how we feel about people that disappear off Facebook after they “break up”. Kim gives us an update about her world record attempt and we TRY IT AGAIN – We made it a .5 episode and posted it on our YOUTUBE CHANNEL for you to see – Did she make it? Go watch!

The topic of the day is “A memory you have from your life from getting in trouble” and does everyone shoplift when they are young?

We drank PIRENE CUVÉE MARINE from SAQ and gave it a 3.34/5

IN THE NEWS

Else from Frozen (The hero we didn’t deserve!) : http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/man-dressed-as-elsa-from-frozen-pushes-police-wagon-out-of-snow_us_5aa8dffbe4b018e2f1c309ab

Dead man walking : https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/dead-man-balking-court-rejects-romanian-man-claim-he-fact-n857436

EVENTS

Sel therapy : https://www.facebook.com/events/1343918955754245/
Naissance naturelle : https://www.facebook.com/events/1562570613830118/

 

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009. Fishy Sneeze Orgasm Jobs

On this week’s episode, we talk about the annoyance of people on their phones, Rox plays a new games with her friends. Isa opens a POF account and hates every minute of it. There’s an update on clubby hands, and a past boyfriend.

The Talk of the episode ? We talk about our first jobs … And… is someone entering the Guinness Book of World Records? We also talk about a loootttt more stuff.

We drank C’est la Vie! Chardonnay but gave it a 2.6/5

In the news

EVENTS

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008. Hangovers, Opinions & Javel

This week is a random conversation about weird things people sometimes have. Isa gives a small update about her ghost, Rox brings the shit list and Kim has had a rough week.

This episode really shows how different we three are.

We drank Robertson Winery – Chenin blanc 2017 and gave it a 3.8/5 (average) – Rox gave it a 4.5/5

Stuff from the show :

the Shit list: https://funnyshit.com.au/shitlist.htm

In The News

Sex toy gone rogue https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-7-inch-plastic-sex-12131965
Sexy play time gone rogue https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/passenger-arrested-after-stripping-naked-12130983
Shopper gone rogue https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-throws-huge-tantrum-trashes-12130698
Meat ball burgler http://torontosun.com/news/weird/caught-red-faced-man-charged-in-meatball-theft-found-covered-in-sauce/wcm/af41b133-6523-4c06-bc36-d814e00bc0ee

Events

Macbeth Mime play https://www.facebook.com/events/1034753209995843/

Hungover cures spoke about in the show :

The product Isa has is called GEULE DE BOIS by Barbe Douce

Good defensive is a good offensive so artichoke pills
Good dose of grease BEFORE going to bed (cheese is best) AND the morning after
Wine in the park in the afternoon.

In Porto Rico : Before an evening of indulgence, rub a slice of lemon (or lime) onto the armpit of their drinking arm. Supposedly prevents dehydration.

In Sicily : Dried bull penis might be out of vogue now, but in the past, Sicilians would gnaw on dried bull penis with the assumption that it would restore your virility.

Vegas : Hangover haven bus, climb aboard and the crew administers fluids, vitamins and other supplements via IV while you cruise the strip.

IV Therapy: Success is over 75%, takes about 40 minutes and shoots you with a mix of vitamins and anti inflammatory, and it’s 100 % absorbed

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007. Impressive Poop Ghosts

This week, we go extreme and drink two bottles of wine, including one that’s a liter…. and we found our limit.

Kim’s Visa/Debit card gets stolen, Roxane knits a blanket and Isa hears ghosts in her home.  Did you ever see/hear your parents having sex? How open should you be with your kids? We also talk about embarrassing stories. The conversation degenerated from Haemorrhoids, to catching your parents having sex, to ghosts, to sharting, to tampons, to big poops. Enjoy.

WINE OF THE EPISODE: Dolce Venti. We gave it a 4/5 – Iz good

In The news :

Weight loss : https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/dieting/man-left-devastated-after-joint-12091202
Peeing on buttons : http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/boy-trapped-lift-urinating-control-panel-7343221/
Human laying eggs :
https://coconuts.co/jakarta/news/curse-egg-returns-12-year-old-boy-lays-7-eggs-doctors-baffled/
https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923291/boy-lays-egg-doctors-gowa-indonesia-x-ray-proof

Events :

Ham raffle : https://www.facebook.com/events/181627105944393/

 

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006. Amomynous Dream Pizzas

Amomymous
Adjective
1. A drunken way to say anonymous – without any drunk acknowledgement.
an amomynous pizza delivery

Episode 6 brings us a conversation about Rox’s favourite Olympic Moments & European parties, Kim’s Wine jellies and what Isa did for V-day and what’s going on for her upcoming dance recital.

We drank : Monkey Bay from theSAQ.com and we gave it a 3.4/5 – We forgot to talk about how much we like it so we recorded it on iphone after  the episode. You can judge for yourself if we were drunk or not. Listen below.


Our main topic is DREAMS.

AWA DICTIONARY for the episode :

Canàààda : Our homeland
Orator (French meaning : Orateur) : Person who speaks words in front of others. Otherwise known as Speaker.
Chorgrapher : A choreographer that has no time for that many vowels.
Touchy-Touchy : Meaning something that is emotional, touching. “This movie was touchy-touchy”
Amomynous : Someone trying to be anonymous but that is just too goddamn clumsy
Fresh fries : Meaning French fries. but maybe fresher. but also maybe not. “at 3am, my fave meal is fresh fries in bed”
Tella Tella : Teleportation for people who can’t be bothered with full words
Other than wise : Probably how the wise use to say otherwise.

In the news :

Toronto to Cali : https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/919536/Alien-abduction-missing-skier-Constantinos-Filippidis-Whiteface-Mountain-California-3-000 // https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/437nxd/skier-lost-in-new-york-has-no-idea-how-he-ended-up-in-california-vgtrn
Pizza stalking : http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/16/severe-pizza-stalker-sent-100-pizzas-lawyer-7317038/

Events of the weekend:

Spicy dinner : https://www.facebook.com/events/202513126970082/
Make your bread : https://www.facebook.com/events/323187444864379/
Legal Hack-o-thon : https://www.facebook.com/events/2042837862658170/
Monthaversary Chez Biggs : https://www.facebook.com/events/1186145581518593/

 

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005. Rose Pillows Diarrhella

the Valentine’s day episode!!

On this episode of AWA, we discuss Ketchups (literally), Kim talks about her venture at the dollar store for Vday cards… Isa talks about looking 35 yrs old and Rox filets her newly caught fish and wonders if you would give a puzzle to your child after it slaps you ?!

 The wine we drank for this Episode : Intermiel Rosée by Intermiel Inc. | Our vote : 2.2/5 

Our main topic is, obviously, Valentine’s day! We talk about the history, what are plans are and our best/worst dates.

In the news:

Valentine’s day with a twist : http://www.hyms.ac.uk/about/news/2018/a-valentine’s-day-not-for-the-faint-hearted
Kid gets stuck in Toy Machine : https://mashable.com/2018/02/08/kid-stuck-claw-machine/

Events of the week:

Canine Fitness : https://www.facebook.com/events/136320167143640/
Hudson River murders : https://www.facebook.com/events/148611799270525/
Buttons – Sewing 101 : https://www.facebook.com/events/402500686870355/
Knit-o-thon of Knickers : https://www.facebook.com/events/1560447194051243/
Torch walk in the woods : https://www.facebook.com/events/1538355272912384/
Torch walk with chocolate : https://www.facebook.com/events/190083724905337/
Learn to float : https://www.facebook.com/events/387072598424327/
Chair Yoga : https://www.facebook.com/events/250222102182645/
Silent Retreat : https://www.facebook.com/events/179327559333521/

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004. Unibrow Bonnet Yoga

On this week’s episode, we help you men to make a BETTER DATING PROFILE to that you can find a date on V-day. We discuss what we hate to see and our general opinion about it. 

Happy [upcoming] Valentine’s day!

Rox talks about her Portuguese baptism experience, Kim talks about how everything gives you cancer, and Isa goes on a date with a Mennonite ?

We drank : GOOD WOOD – and we gave it 2.8/5

In the news :

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/stuffed-tiger-standoff_us_5a7a0ddce4b06505b4e8d017
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/lottery-dream-numbers-jackpot_us_5a79402be4b00f94fe9456f0
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/christian-blogger-yoga-demons_us_5a741a5de4b01ce33eb1794b
https://news.sky.com/story/blind-man-scared-of-dogs-to-get-uks-first-guide-horse-11239836
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/cops-naked-man-covered-cooking-oil-attacked-family-52901591
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/michigan-family-13-sons-expecting-child-april-52850337
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-finds-neighbor-corgi-riding-one-eyed-pony-article-1.3803054

Events of the weekend :

Darwin’s birthday (uni students) : https://www.facebook.com/events/2051835185054259/
Precision hips : https://www.facebook.com/events/1791851237786276/
Open your hips yoga : https://www.facebook.com/events/2015472775375781/
Yoga in the dark : https://www.facebook.com/events/366079157191860/
Yoga Putlock : https://www.facebook.com/events/104526520349671/
Digestive Yoga (hand stand, sounds counter productive) : https://www.facebook.com/events/2368628920029632/
Audition Daniel & Desiré : https://www.facebook.com/events/161948364444981/
Souper Rencontre avec DJ Gilles Gauthier : https://www.facebook.com/events/1946349098728327/
Salsa Kizomba Haut Rouge (everything Red) : https://www.facebook.com/events/328761064307896/
Soirée Cupidon 40 and over : https://www.facebook.com/events/164454984194767/
Soirée St-Valentin St-Léonard : https://www.facebook.com/events/313361555838125/
All you can eat buffet, Valentine’s day edition (because nothing says sexy like three plate-fulls of world-wide shit food.) : https://www.facebook.com/events/411851062580165/
Speed dating workout : https://www.facebook.com/events/758868580963946/
Supervised sexo-analysis group exchange : https://www.facebook.com/events/293781251115133/
Decorative boxes : https://www.facebook.com/events/301724730316130/
Gingerbread houses with the ones you love and the ones you can tolerate  : https://www.facebook.com/events/1784990728469736/

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003. Quicky Porn & Fluff Clowns

On this episode, we talk about fun facts you might not have been aware of.

Rox tells us about her first ever ice fishing experience, Kim shares a rant and Isa talk about an anxiety problem which leads to the girls to talk about their first driving experiences.

In the news articles:
Big Mama Chicken’s Obituary
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/big-mama-chicken_us_5a68ce35e4b002283008dbcf

Events to do this weekend

Pijama brunch: https://www.facebook.com/events/142768399722794/
Teenage Valentine: https://www.facebook.com/events/146254559371591/
Bal afrodisiaque : https://www.facebook.com/events/208569073046813/
Groundhog day wine and cheese: https://www.facebook.com/events/325749787918176/
Clown workshop: https://www.facebook.com/events/306177066548954/

**I’m sorry for the long episode… I believe in you**

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